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• Hell is kept warm with profane burne
• I want my bedroom painted sky-blue pink.
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I own my own body, but I share
• I own my own body, but I share.