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• I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. -- Steven Wrigh
• I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them.
  Now I can ride a unicycle. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -- Steven Wrigh
• Sometimes I...No, I don't. -- Steven Wrigh
• My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
  He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
• Whenever I'm in Champaign, I listen to the great music on Rock 107, and when I'm out of town, they mail it to me.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh
• I can't stop thinking like this. -- Steven Wrigh