I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- I washed mud, off of mud.
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Steven... - I took a baby shower.
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Steven... - While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom.
They put it in EXACTLY the same place it was. When... - I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on
them.
Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. ... - I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.
Steven... - For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
I put them in the same room and let them fight it out... - I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
[Imitation] Steven... - My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour.
I said, "the whole time." -- Steven... - I was skydiving horizontally.
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Steven...
From the same category:
- REAGAN virus:
your computer has no memory at all... - Gun Control means using 2
hands... - You just gotta save Christianity, Richard! You gotta!
Loretta Young, to Richard the Lionhearted, in the movie... - Frobnicate, v.:
To manipulate or adjust, to tweak.
Derived from FROBNITZ. Usually abbreviated... - There is an emerald here the size of a
plover's egg...
