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• Quote #186 It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
  -- -- (ex .sig of Matt Barry (mbarry@u.washington.edu))...
• Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
• There is sex after death. You get laid in the coffin.
• With Lorena's help, Michael could have sex with himself.
• It's only cheating, if you get caught". -- Al Bundy, Married with Childre
• Did you know that married men live longer than single men?
  So, if you want to die a slow death, get married!!! -- Dave Maynard...
• Love is blind. And when you get married you get your eyesight back.
• You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and few words in your sleep to get divorced.
• Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.