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• Life sucks. -- Al Bundy from "Married with Childre
• It's only cheating when you get caught!
• A man will be a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife.
  -- Al Bundy, (Married With Children)...
• Al Bundy - An inspiration. A role model.
• Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise?
• Caught cheating with shoes off; reading footnotes.
• You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and few words in your sleep to get divorced.
• I think a man can have two, maybe three affairs while he is married.
  But three is the absolute maximum. After that, you are cheating. -- Yves Montand...
• Nothing is illegal until you get caught.