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• Come back when you get some pubes.
• You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and few words in your sleep to get divorced.
• Love is so much better when you are not married.
• You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?
  I feel like that all the time. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• At the tagline, leave your number. We'll get back to you.
• Make love, not war; get married and do both!
• You wouldn't want to meet the person of your dreams in a bar.
  'Cause when you get married and your little boy says, "Dad, what was it like when you first met Mom?...
• Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
  Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal calls, Simpson....
• And when do you expect to get married?" "Oh, right away, sport, right away, you know!
  I 'aven't 'ad it for weeks!" -- Monty Pytho...