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• Can you remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?
• I'm scared of sex now. You have to be. You can get something terminal, like a kid.
  -- Wendy Liebma...
• Homer: All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you.
  But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer....
• Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
  -- Lillian Dickso...
• You can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!
• Want to be a composer? ... If you can think design, you can execute design--it's only a bunch of air molecules, who's gonna check up on you?
  Just follow these simple instructions: 1. Declare your intention to create a "composition....
• I like sex. (Big letters) Since I don't have sex in your office, and I probably like sex more than you like smoking, please do not smoke in my office.
  -- Sign in office...
• The wind is like the air, only pushier.
• If you gave up sex, our children wouldn't have to deal with yours!