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• It isn't premarital sex if you don't get married. -- Michael Juste
• When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned.
  Do not have sex with the authorities. -- Matt Groening, 'Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk'...
• Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
• You will be married within a year. (If you're already married, consider this an ex post facto fortune.
  )...
• Have you hugged your .sig today?
• I'm a Catholic. I'm like most Catholics. When I grew up I quit.
  I can't quite understand some religions. They're all supposed to be right....
• __ , Have you . -U o\__ ' bitten | ________./ a BUG ||_ ||_ today?
• Tune in, turn on, and be friends with EX-Mayor Barry.
• I told someone I was getting married, and they said, "Have you picked a date yet?
  I said, "Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding?" What a country! -- Yakov Smirnoff...