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• Woman who die virgin sure to get laid in coffin.
• There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it. -- Lily Tomli
• If you smoke after sex, you need lubricant.
• You may be redneck... if you roll down the car window after sex.
• Lisa: Good-bye, Aunt Gladys. I wish I had taken some time to get to know you better.
  Bart: [from behind the coffin] [raspy] Don't worry about it....
• Joe and Willie were partners in the fur business, and they agreed that whichever one died fi
  he other would place one thousand dollars in the coffin of the deceased to cover whatever expenses came up in the next world....
• It isn't premarital sex if you don't get married. -- Michael Juste
• Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
• Is there death after life?