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• To make yourself miserable, don't forget to feel sorry for yourself.
• When I feel like getting away from it all, I just turn the TV on to a Spanish soap opera and imagine I'm on vacation in a hotel in Mexico.
  -- Brian McKim...
• Woman: Father McGrath... I thought you were dead.
  Fr. McGrath: I was! -- soap opera on television, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Projecting empaths--You gotta feel sorry for them
• My life is a soap opera, but who has the rights? -- MadameX
• There is more excitement in one hour on a soap opera than there is in a whole life of living.
• TV Truth: In a soap opera, everything happens to the same 20 people.
• My life is a soap opera, but who has the rights?" -- MadameX
• QOTD: "My life is a soap opera, but who gets the movie rights?