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• Lisa: Gee, is it always this good? Marge: Mmm. I don't know.
  I just dip in and out. I'm only watching today because Randi is coming out of a coma, and she knows the phony prince's body is hidden in the boat house....
• I thought you were dead...
• I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up.
  -- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters....
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
• Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.
  Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire....
• Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says `I Love You' on command.
  -- advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Data, I thought you were dead. No, sir, I rebooted..
• As an actor, my eyeballs need to look their whitest!
  -- pitchman Troy McClure on `I Can't Believe They Invented It!' "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Homer: Oh, 125 bucks... [Flanders appears in a `thought' balloon over Homer's head] Flande
  Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself....