Woman: Father McGrath... I thought you were dead.
Fr. McGrath: I was!
-- soap opera on television, "Bart's Dog Gets an F"
Fr. McGrath: I was!
-- soap opera on television, "Bart's Dog Gets an F"
Related:
- Lisa: Gee, is it always this good?
Marge: Mmm. I don't know.
I just dip in and out. I'm only watching today... - I thought you were
dead..... - I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up.
John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters... - Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me.
Marge: Mmm. No,
I'm afraid I agree with your father. Homer: You do... - Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major
purchases.
Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and... - Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says `I Love You'
on command."
-
advertisement for selling Santa's Little Helper, ... - Data, I thought you were dead. No, sir,
I rebooted.... - As an actor, my eyeballs need to look their whitest!
pitchman Troy McClure on `I Can't Believe They ... - Homer: Oh, 125 bucks...
[Flanders appears in a `thought' balloon over Homer's head]
Flanders:
Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself...
From the same category:
- Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy!
BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to... - moaning] Oh! The Elves! The Elves!
-- Quasi-Bart-o,
"Some Enchanted... - Marge: You look awful!
Homer: I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens!
[his face quivers and he drops to the floor, crawling... - Monroe: This is what's known as aversion therapy. When someone hurts
you emotionally,
you will hurt them physically, and gradually ... - Selma: [menacing] Is this a sham marriage?
Troy: Sure baby,
is that a problemo? -- Fair enough, "A Fish Called...
