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• My life is a soap opera, but who has the rights?" -- MadameX
• QOTD: "My life is a soap opera, but who gets the movie rights?
• There is more excitement in one hour on a soap opera than there is in a whole life of living.
• It has been noticed that coin laundries often attract people who appear to have made a life time profession of not using soap.
• It is difficult to feel sorry for yourself after you watch a soap opera.
• TV Truth: In a soap opera, everything happens to the same 20 people.
• Has the mental agility of a soap dish.
• The Soviet Union has soap operas like One Day to Live and Search for All My Children.
  And game shows like Bowling for Food and Wheel of Torture....
• You who've lost the concept of a right, you who swing in impotent evasiveness between the claim that rights are a gift of God
  a supernatural gift to be taken on faith, or the claim that rights are a gift of society, to be broken at its arbitrary whim -- the source of man's rights is not divine law or congressional law, but the law of identity....