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• The Space People think that TV news programs are comedies, and that soap operas are news.
• When I feel like getting away from it all, I just turn the TV on to a Spanish soap opera and imagine I'm on vacation in a hotel in Mexico.
  -- Brian McKim...
• Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between. -- Paul Hebig
• It is difficult to feel sorry for yourself after you watch a soap opera.
• My life is a soap opera, but who has the rights? -- MadameX
• There is more excitement in one hour on a soap opera than there is in a whole life of living.
• My life is a soap opera, but who has the rights?" -- MadameX
• QOTD: "My life is a soap opera, but who gets the movie rights?
• Lisa: Gee, is it always this good? Marge: Mmm. I don't know.
  I just dip in and out. I'm only watching today because Randi is coming out of a coma, and she knows the phony prince's body is hidden in the boat house....