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• You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
  .. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
• Jack: I don't get it... Lo Pan (interrupting): Shut up, Mr.
  Burton. You are not put upon this world to 'get it....
• I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world.
  He'd get right up next to your face and yell, and if you didn't have the right answers, mister, you'd be peeling potatoes or chainging the latrine....
• Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
  Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....
• You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week.
  ... I told you! My baby beat me up! ... No, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
• I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!
• Myers: Hey, Krusty, you look great. You get your teeth bleached?
  Krusty: Yeah, it's a new kind of polymer treatment....
• But I don't like the cat. Shut up and eat your dinner!
• I told you I was ill. -- Written on grave