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• May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
  -- Jack Burton's toast, in Big Trouble in Little China...
• TV: All-star Boxing was brought to you by "Doctor Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center".
  [Dr. Marvin Monroe waves.] Wife: Honey, aren't you going to work today?...
• If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get booed right off the stage.
  They're just not ready. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat.
  And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?...
• Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
  Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....
• I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto you buttocks and start yowling and running around.
  Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, "Hey, let's put him in the movie....
• Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
  Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?...
• Put up or shut up!
• Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that.
  ..and... put that in there, and you...ah!...