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• Your cat tried to eat the mouse.
• Homer: Boy, I know you're going to like your present.
  Bart: [it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons] [Bart presses each button a few times] Toy...
• TV: All-star Boxing was brought to you by "Doctor Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center".
  [Dr. Marvin Monroe waves.] Wife: Honey, aren't you going to work today?...
• Reality is not a constant. Shut up and finish your dinosaur.
• Kid: Paper or plastic? Selma: You decide. [looks down] So, wearing a belt, are you?
  Kid: Uh-huh. Selma: No suspenders for you. Kid...
• Sure, I like kids: for Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
• Be like Pooh...eat your hunny.
• Keep your chin up, it helps you keep your mouth shut.