A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call
the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say.
"That's dynamite, baby."
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say.
"That's dynamite, baby."
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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