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• I slept like a baby -- woke up every two hours.
• I slept like a baby...with a breast in my mouth.
• The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him.
  I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many time...
• When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
  I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wrigh...
• And then I woke up.
• MS-DOS:: /M-S-dos/ [MicroSoft Disk Operating System] n.
  A {clone} of {{CP/M}} for the 8088 crufted together in 6 weeks by hacker Tim Paterson, who is said to have regretted it ever since....
• Everthing is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as far to the corner and they have added a hill.
  I have given up running for the bus; it leaves earlier than it used to....
• Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady....
• To me old age is fifteen years older than I am. -- Bernard M. Baruch