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• Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• 24-hour banking? I haven't got time for that." -- Stephen Wrigh
• One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Don't you know the speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?
  I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't going to be out that long." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.
  They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
  I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours....
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Steven Wrigh...
• I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.
  She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today....