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• The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. -- Steven Wrigh
• Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
  It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. -- Steven Wrigh
• I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big.
  Some people must be really tired. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today.
  Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies.
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars"... -- Steven Wrigh...