Lister: We Used To Be Your Shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
Lister: We used to be your shipmates.
Rimmer: Only ... we've forgotten you.
Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'
Rimmer: The lamb was a bit of a flop, though. Liste
The lamb? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese!...
Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
-- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....
Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight, a shambolic drunken set-to.
Lister: ...which you started. Rimmer: I just made an innocuous comment....
Cat: What is it? Rimmer: It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
Cat: What is it? Lister: The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still....
You didn't have the right parents, whose parents did you have?
-- Lister to Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'The End'...
hortly after Lister has been turned into a chicken) Ca
The question is: Can we turn him back again? Rimme...
Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck up megalomaniacs.
..do you really think you'll fit in with them? What am I saying?...
Lister: You see I try sir. I'm not an insubordinate man by nature.
I try and respect Rimmer, but it's not easy because he's such a smeghead....