Holly: We Are Talking Jape Of The Decade. We Are Talking April, May, June, July, And August, Fool.
Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June,
July, and August, fool. Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg.
Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!!
-- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'
You're as much use as a condom machine at the Vatican. -- Rimmer to Holly in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
Lister, if two people came to you for a job, and one of them's dead, which one would you choose?
-- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'...
Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...
Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
.. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
Cat: If it's any help, I've been studying his tactics and there's a pattern emerging
Every time you make a move, he makes one too (winks to Holly)....
I had this Geography teacher Miss Foster, she took us on a school summer camp trip to the Ganwee.
I had the tent next to her, right. And in the middle of the night I was woken up by this really weird noise....
Oh and sir, you're wrong. We won't be apart. We just won't be together.
I cannot believe I just said that. -- Rimmer, talking about Nirvana in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
Lister: Look at what he's given me for dinner: a pea on toast.
One pea. I tell you, I'm that far from cracking....
hortly after Lister has been turned into a chicken) Ca
The question is: Can we turn him back again? Rimme...