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• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• Holly: Purple alert! Purple alert! Lister: What's a purple alert?
  Holly: Well, it's like not as bad as a red a alert, but a bit worse than a blue alert -- sort of a mauve alert....
• Holly: I was in love once -- a Sinclair ZX-81. People said, No, Holly, she's not for you.
  She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't load -- well, not for me, anyway....
• Holly: It's better to have loved and to have lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.
  Cat: Why's that? Holly: Anything's better than listening to an album by Olivia Newton-John....
• Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk: full of goodne
  full of vitamins; full of marrow-bone jelly!...
• Holly: Ah, got him: 'Tension Sheet, inventor of, Dave Lister, aged 17.
  ' Rimmer: Damn! Holly: And he died tragically in a plane crash, aged 98....
• Contempt? Yes. Yes, I think that's the word. Contempt.
  -- Abby Cable comments on the US courts in SWAMP THING...
• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• Holly: I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an I.Q.
  of 6000 -- the same I.Q. of 6000 P.E. teachers. -- Red Dwarf - 'Future Echoes'...