Rimmer, They're A Bunch Of Arrogant, Pompous, Emotionally Weird, Stuck Up Megalomaniacs.
Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck
up megalomaniacs...do you really think you'll fit in with them? What
am I saying? Bon Voyage.
-- Lister in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'
Nirvana: What do you do when you want to have sex? Rimme
We...go for runs? Watch gardening video's on the ship's vid? -- Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
.. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
Rimmer: The lamb was a bit of a flop, though. Liste
The lamb? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese!...
Nirvana: It was ... different. Rimmer: Different? Nirvana
You make love like a Japanese meal -- small portions but /so/ many courses....
Lister, if two people came to you for a job, and one of them's dead, which one would you choose?
-- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'...
Lister: Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. -- Red Dwarf 'Parallel Universe'...
But, I just want to say, over the years, I have come to regard you as.
..people I met. -- Rimmer, making his goodbyes in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
You didn't have the right parents, whose parents did you have?
-- Lister to Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'The End'...
I had this Geography teacher Miss Foster, she took us on a school summer camp trip to the Ganwee.
I had the tent next to her, right. And in the middle of the night I was woken up by this really weird noise....