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• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff
  all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility....
• Rachel: No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens [in the show].
  Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out....
• Joey: These little women. Wow! Chandler: Your liking it, huh?
  Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her....
• Phoebe: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
  Chandler: Well they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild....
• Ross: All we're saying is don't rush into anything.
  Joey: Yeah, come on, think about it. You're 18, okay?...
• Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
  and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
• Phoebe: Hi. All: Hey. Joey: [to Phoebe] Look at you.
  Since when do you roller blade? Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow....
• Ross: All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay?
  What do you think? [takes out two suits] This blue suit, or this brown one?...