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  Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
  [Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....
• Phoebe: We could eat the wax! It's organic. Chandle
  Oh great, food with hair on it. Phoebe: No, not the used wax....
• Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it.
  You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them....
• Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them.
  Let them see what a great guy you still are. Chandle...
• Joey: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
  Excerpt from the TV Show "Friend...
• Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
  It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games....
• Phoebe Sr.: So I guess you'd like to know how it all happened.
  Phoebe: I-I mean I, well I think I can figure it out....