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• I had some morals; sold them for money. -- Republican Motto
• I had some morals, but I gave them away. -- Liberal motto
• I was walking down 126th Street on my way to work. Met a fella.
  He said, "Moms, I hate this, I really hate this, but, Moms, gimme some money!...
• I've got morals. I just don't know where they are.
• I've got morals, I just keep misplacing them.
• An 18-year-old boy, if he's properly formed, is ruled by the cruise missile in his pants.
  The taut heartstrings and the fanciful talk -- they're all just formalities to getting laid...
• My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...
• I just got my wife some transportation.....great broom!