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• I've got morals. I just don't know where they are.
• I had some morals, luckily, I got my money back.
• I had some morals, but I gave them away. -- Liberal motto
• I had some morals; sold them for money. -- Republican Motto
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• If I save the whales, where will I keep them?
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I can't be late--I just got here.
• I have heard the mavis singing Its love-song to the mo
  I 've seen the dew-drop clinging To the rose just newly born....