My Horse Got Shot, So I Had To Break His Leg...
My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...
What a dog I got! His favorite bone is my LEG!
When I said gimme a break, I didn't mean break my leg!
A horse breeder has his young colts bottle-fed after they're three days old.
He heard that a foal and his mummy are soon parted....
Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?
[at the old folks home, they pound on door 26] [Jasper answers] Wiggum...
I can't stop my leg!!!
The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly....
Just how much leg have I got?
I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
Well, just last week I was at a Chinese restaurant and when I opened my fortune cookie I found the guy's check sitting at the next table....
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time.