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• What a dog I got! His favorite bone is my LEG!
• When I said gimme a break, I didn't mean break my leg!
• A horse breeder has his young colts bottle-fed after they're three days old.
  He heard that a foal and his mummy are soon parted....
• Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?
  [at the old folks home, they pound on door 26] [Jasper answers] Wiggum...
• I can't stop my leg!!!
• The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
  After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly....
• Just how much leg have I got?
• I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
  Well, just last week I was at a Chinese restaurant and when I opened my fortune cookie I found the guy's check sitting at the next table....
• In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time.