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• I've got morals, I just keep misplacing them.
• I had some morals, luckily, I got my money back.
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I 've stood upon Achilles' tomb, And heard Troy doubted
  ime will doubt of Rome. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 101...
• I knew that I would be going places, and I just wanted to know where I was when I got there.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I got killed in Vietnam. I just didn't know it at the time.
  -- Pal Rethershan - Agent Orange victim...
• I know what's right...I got just one life...-- Tom Petty
• Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
  He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...