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• Just got a new ferret for my wife... Great trade.
• Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade!
• My ex wife's other car is a BROOM.
• I got an HT for my wife... Good trade!
• I got this computer for my wife... WHAT A TRADE!
• Death is the broom I take in my hands to sweep the world clean.
• My other car is a broom!
• I got a used gun for my wife, pretty good trade , huh ?
• I was walking down 126th Street on my way to work. Met a fella.
  He said, "Moms, I hate this, I really hate this, but, Moms, gimme some money!...