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• I had some morals, but I gave them away. -- Liberal motto
• I had some morals, luckily, I got my money back.
• Some have morals, some don't, most simply ignore them.
• A Democrat is someone who would be a Republican if he had the money.
• If I hadn't had them, I would have had some made.
• I've got morals, I just keep misplacing them.
• As to Jesus of Nazareth...I think the system of Morals and his Religion, as he left them to us, the best the World ever saw or is likely to see
  but I apprehend it has received various corrupting Changes, and I have, with most of the present Dissenters in England, some doubts as to his divinity....
• As to Jesus of Nazareth... I think the system of Morals and his Religion, as he left them to us, the best the World ever saw or is likely to see
  but I apprehend it has received various corrupting Changes, and I have, with most of the present Dissenters in England, some doubts as to his divinity....
• Apu: Nickel off on expired baby food. Homer: Sold!
  -- Think of the money he's saving, "I Love Lisa...