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• We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather.
  Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather....
• Whenever I need to ``get away,'' I just get away in my mind.
  I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect....
• I need all the help I can get!
• When I get that feeling, I need sexual healing -- Marvin Gaye
• But I warn you, if you get hurt, I'll put you on report, Captain.
  -- Riker, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25...
• I have some sad news to report: a small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot.
  [Audience gasps] And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!...
• What does it take to get a cabdriver's license? I think all you need is a face.
  This seems to be their big qualification. And a name with eight consonants in a row....
• And now for the weather, which is every bit as yucky as the news.
• Send money! I need to get some hockey tickets!