What does it take to get a cabdriver's license? I think all you need is a
face. This seems to be their big qualification. And a name with eight
consonants in a row. Have you ever checked out some of the names on the
license? The o with the line through it? What planet is that from? You need
a chart of the elements just to report the guy: "Yes, Officer, his name was
Amal--and then the symbol for boron!"
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Hi, dudes, this is 229-3053, the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles'
secret underground hideaway. I'm afraid we're all out just now
on a desperate mission to save the Planet from boring answering
machine messages, but if you know what The Shredder has done to
April O'Neill, or if you know where he is, or if you can think
of a decent pizza recipe, just leave your name and number and
we'll ring you right back....
