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• We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather.
  Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather....
• I get the news I need on the weather report.
• Every man has a rainy corner of his life whence comes foul weather which follows him.
  Jean Paul Richte...
• Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.
• There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.
  -- Flon's Law...
• SEOB: Set Every Other Bi
• Now you can get a weather forecast based upon radar which is fairly accurate for the next day or two, however, for really long range forecasting, you must have rheumatism.