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• I get the news I need on the weather report.
• BAROMETER: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
• And now for the weather, which is every bit as yucky as the news.
• What's all our knowledge worth? We don't even know what the weather will be tomorrow.
  -- Berthold Auerbach...
• The weather is the part of this planet's career that we can notice in our back yards.
• Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Wherever and whenever you go on vacation, the natives will shake their heads and say, "It's such a shame you weren't here last week when the weather was beautiful.
  We hardly ever have weather this bad....