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• If they think I'm going stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!
  -- Homer becomes safety-conscious, "Homer's Odyssey...
• Homer: Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed councilmen, boys and girls, retired people with nothing better to do.
  Danger comes in many, many forms, from the dinosaurs that tormented our caveman ancestors, to the....
• Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
  [a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer in "Homer's Odyssey", from The Simpso
• Beer! Now there's a temporary solution." -- Homer in "Homer's Odyssey", from The Simpso
• Marge: Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.
  -- Marge buys a "Baby On Board" sign, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Shouldn't we stop somewhere and ask for directions?
  -- Marge the navigator, as Homer drives the RV through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
• Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
  [camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
• You're smarter than you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates.
  -- Mr. Burns (Homer's boss) in "Homer's Odyssey", from The Simpso...