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• Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
• TV Announcer: Loaf-time, the cable network for the unemployed, will be back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this.
  Duff Beer commercial: Unemployed? Out of work? Sober?...
• If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're mistaken!
  -- Homer in "Homer's Odyssey" , from The Simpso...
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer in "Homer's Odyssey", from The Simpso
• You're smarter than you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates.
  -- Mr. Burns (Homer's boss) in "Homer's Odyssey", from The Simpso...
• Don't have a cow, Homer! -- Bart, from The Simpso
• creen: "Sixth season"] Homer: "No TV and No Beer Make Homer" something something.
  Marge: [timid] "Go Crazy"? Homer: Don't mind if I do!...
• Burns: Now, I insist that you take a vacation, just as soon as a temporary substitute can be found.
  [leads Smithers to the door and closes it] [from behind the door] Sheesh....
• Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
  Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons. Stark Raving Dad...