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• If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're mistaken!
  -- Homer in "Homer's Odyssey" , from The Simpso...
• Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
  [a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...
• Homer: Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed councilmen, boys and girls, retired people with nothing better to do.
  Danger comes in many, many forms, from the dinosaurs that tormented our caveman ancestors, to the....
• Marge: Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.
  -- Marge buys a "Baby On Board" sign, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• He also brought you the speed bump [cheer!] The dip sign [cheer!
  ] The fifteen mile per hour speed limit on Main Street [boo!...
• Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
  Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
• Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
  I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
• Homer: Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet?
  It's going to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building said?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...