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• Marge: Homer, I'm telling you, this is not the Interstate.
  Homer: Pffffft. Maps....
• Are we there yet?
  -- Bart wanders with Homer aimlessly through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
• Homer: Does it have a deep fryer? Bob: Four. One for each part of the chicken.
  -- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpso...
• Homer: Yes sir! This is a real adventure! Why, I bet there are people who would trade everything they have in the world for an adventure like this.
  Bart: You mean like <we> just did?...
• Simpson, you'll never own a better RV, and I don't mean that in a good way.
  I mean, literally, buddy. This is for you, you know....
• Homer drives to the entrance of the country club] Marge
  Homer, what are you doing? Homer: I'm driving up to the main building....
• Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's attention] Stop the music.
  [they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons begin to look] "Lisa...
• Bart: Aye, Carumba! Lisa; This is better than our house!
  -- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpso...
• Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star.
  Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class....