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• Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria....
• Marge: Homer, maybe fame and fortune aren't as bad as they say.
  Woman 1: If I hear one more thing about the Simpsons, I swear, I'm going to scream....
• Merchant: Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one president of Algeria....
• Lisa: [takes the paw] I wish for world peace. [the second finger on the paw closes] Home
  Lisa, that was very selfish of you! -- `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• People of earth! We come to you in the spirit of hostility and menace!
  -- The green aliens, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Marge: Ew, Homer, where did you get that ugly thing?
  Homer: Why, at that little shop right over... there?...
• Okily dokily! -- Ned Flanders, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II
• Homer: What a dump! Why would Princess Grace live in a place like this?
  Lisa: [annoyed] Dad, that's Monaco....
• Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
  -- The green aliens, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...