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• UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things.
  -- Doug Gwy...
• Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!" -- Wanda
• If you would pay attention instead of playing with yourself.
• Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people! -- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda
• Hey! Stop Playing with my memory!
• If a schlemazl sold umbrellas, it would stop raining
  if he sold candles, the sun would never set; and if he made coffins, people would stop dying....
• Nintendunce: A kid who is always playing computer video games.
• I would ask that you stop fiddling with my ears. -- Data
• Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight? -- George Carli