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• Progress is marvelous. In former days, you could dial a wrong number locally.
  Now, thanks to progress, you can dial a wrong number all over the world....
• Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. -- James Thurbe
• What would happen if the President, the Supreme Court, and all members of both houses of Congress were stoned out of their gourds twenty-four hours a day?
  The chilling truth is, it might be an improvement. -- Allan Sherma...
• Only a fool would stand in the way of progress. -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4725.4.
• Progress would be wonderful if only someone could find a way to shut if off for awhile!
• The good old days are now in progress.
• Where does he get all those marvelous toys? -- Bush
• Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you. Now, if they'd only take a bath.