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• Do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone!! -- George Carli
• The sixties were good to you, weren't they? -- George Carli
• Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women that you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?
  -- George Carli...
• I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes.
  -- George Carli...
• I want you to get that man out of bed right away. Get him back to the front.
  I won't have these men who are really wounded see that man babied so. -- George S. Patto...
• Good afternoon, this is your captain speaking. I would like to remind you that according to FAA regulations, this flight has been declared a non smoking flight.
  If you absolutely must light up, you are invited to step outside....
• Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
  -- George Carli...
• If you really want to get someone's attention, mention their name in a whisper.
• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -- George Carli