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• A day not wasted is a day wasted!
• I have a talent for idleness which is tragically wasted by my working here
• I consider trial by jury as the only anchor yet devised by man, by which a government can be held to the principles of its constitution.
  -- Thomas Jefferso...
• The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
  But I hope he showers at least once a day....
• I've never fallen in love...but I stepped in it once!
• I was in love once when I was young. But then I became attached to the Bureau.
• I once tripped in a forest, and didn't make a sound.
• I consider the day misspent that I am not either charged with a crime, or arrested for one.
  -- "Ratsy" Tourbillo...