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• The changes of the year were once a blessing Well, this year they're the seasons of my discontent But I cannot rewrite my old diaries I can only recall all the things that came and went.
  -- Crash Test Dummie...
• Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
• Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.
  And then discover once a year is way too often. -- Johnny Carso...
• You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
• Schmitt triggers do it only once (*sigh*).
• Lisa: Bart, in the split second before he died, I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.
  Do you see how this relates to us? Bart: Hey, you want that once-a-year empty gesture?...