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• If you're not wasted, then the day is.
• A day without laughter is a day wasted. -- Groucho Marx
• Afternoon, n.: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.
• Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
  -- Mickey Rooney...
• I consider a day in which I make love only once virtually wasted.
• The most wasted day is one in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastien Roch Nicolas Chamfo
• Weakened and wasted to skin and bone.
  -- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Divine Weekes and Workes, Second Week, Fourth Day, Book iv...