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• How many egotists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• How many Harvard/Oxford students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• How many Microsoft engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just define darkness as an industry standard....
• Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many? It depends : - If they are applications programmers, it takes exactly twice as many as are currently available....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her....