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• A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
• You must realize that the computer has it in for you.
  The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do....
• You must realize that the computer has it in for you.
  The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do....
• WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?!
• If you are sure what you do will meet with everyone's approval, somebody won't like it.
  -- Chisholm, Third Law, Corollary 2...
• What do you want for nothing?
• The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what you want. -- D. Cohe