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• The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
  -- The Grocery Bag Law...
• Woodside's Grocery Principle: The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
• The bag that breaks has the eggs. -- Woodside's Grocery Principle
• Grocery bagger to customer: "Do you want to destroy a tree by using a paper bag or endanger the environment with plastic?
• Where did all the bag boys in the grocery store go, the ones who knew how to pack the stuff so that the bread did not come home crushed?
• Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?
  Homer: I have misplaced my pants. Bart After Dark...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you stop by the grocery store on your way home, and write your check out in hex.
• Homer: Just a minute! [sounds of grunting and paper tearing] Hello?
  Belle: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and....
• You may be redneck... if you drive a tractor to the grocery store.